It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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