My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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