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say what?
wanna hang out?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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