So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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