awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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