you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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