yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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