i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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