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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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