that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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