Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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