your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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