btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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