My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You're like the curious george of whores
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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