In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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