I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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