Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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