Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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