Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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