it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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