Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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