He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So apparently I’m into choking now
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