This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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