Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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