Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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