So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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