i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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