Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You dont lie about slip and slides
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
try to milk me bitch
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