you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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