I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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