Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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