If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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