508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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