Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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