Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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(803): View more from South Carolina

it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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(517): View more from Michigan

The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance

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(361): View more from Texas

I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'

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(660): View more from Missouri

My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA

(816): View more from Missouri

Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?

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(858): View more from California

If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.

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