I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
