Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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