you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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