i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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