The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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