so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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