its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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