I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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