At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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