i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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