I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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