They should really pass out barf bags in church
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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