i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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