I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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