Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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