id be glad to
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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