Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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