You're so nebulous sometimes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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